Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive
The official printed archive of Palace Skateboards' online product descriptions.
Since their arrival online, the Palace product descriptions have built a cult following. Full of wit, pathos, social commentary, and unabashed opinion, the descriptions eschew practical details; instead, a hoodie is explained with 'Eat some vegetables, your skin looks bare grey marl'; a T-shirt is '100% Boris you twat'.
At once jokey toilet book and earnest coffee-table opus, this funny and honest volume collects more than 3,000 of these reflections, together serving as an essential record of an online phenomenon.
Author: Lev Tanju
Dimensions: 24.0 x 16.5cm
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